A sticker of a space guys face exploding from a space nuke.
Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
Handmade by us jerks on a super awesome Staples CD-R. Includes printed lyrics sheet and we will only be making a limited amount so grab one now before they stop existing.
Includes unlimited streaming of COOLNESS FACTOR 6
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPACE FIGHT
Flying out of warp speed
Into a new galaxy.
Once we found out where we ended up,
It looks like we're surrounded by a bunch of dark, dark ships.
Immediately, ugly looking aliens
Jumping on the ship
All fully equipped
With rocket launchers and they're coming for the cockpit.
And now a transmission
From the leader of the aliens.
He's got a black face with devil looking horns
And a smile on his face.
We're getting ready
For an extraterrestrial fight.
(ZORG)- "Attention, this is Zorg
From the Coolness Factor Galaxy.
You are not allowed here
Because you are not fucking cool.
You are made to turn around
And go back to where you came from,
So you can think everything around you sucks
For the rest of your fucking life.
And if you don't go back right now,
I'm going to have my guys come onto your ship
And disintegrate you to fucking ashes."