THE TAKE OFF
We are just sitting in our spaceship
Getting ready to blast off into outer space.
We are gonna find a better planet
Because this one fucking sucks, so we're out of here.
And now, the sonic rocket boosters
Are ready to unleash to flush us out.
And now, we're driving at lightning fucking speed,
So we can crash right through the atmosphere.
Because we're taking off in outer space.
We're taking off in outer space.
Yeah, just floating, floating in deep space.
Floating with no gravity, losing touch with reality.
Trying to find the right galaxy,
But there's too many to choose from.
Hey Captain, we're gonna have to choose one.
Our mission plan is land this if we can
Once we got a fix on the planet Coolness Factor 6.
Well, hopefully we get just what we need,
Flip the switch motherfucker, going into warp speed.
EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPACE FIGHT
Flying out of warp speed
Into a new galaxy.
Once we found out where we ended up,
It looks like we're surrounded by a bunch of dark, dark ships.
Immediately, ugly looking aliens
Jumping on the ship
All fully equipped
With rocket launchers and they're coming for the cockpit.
And now a transmission
From the leader of the aliens.
He's got a black face with devil looking horns
And a smile on his face.
We're getting ready
For an extraterrestrial fight.
(ZORG)- "Attention, this is Zorg
From the Coolness Factor Galaxy.
You are not allowed here
Because you are not fucking cool.
You are made to turn around
And go back to where you came from,
So you can think everything around you sucks
For the rest of your fucking life.
And if you don't go back right now,
I'm going to have my guys come onto your ship
And disintegrate you to fucking ashes."
(ZORG'S CREW)- "Sir, they are not complying.
What shall we do?"
(ZORG)- "I want you to board it
And I want you to capture them.
I want them alive,
I want to do some tests on them."
We fly out the battle room all ready for war.
Our super laser guns blow out the back door.
Those stupid monsters aren't getting to us first
Because I don't know what they have,
But we have much worse.
Rockets bouncing off our new force field suits.
We yell to the Captain, "Break out the nuke."
We're all gonna die today, but so are they.
Hit the activate button and say, "bye bye"
From our space nuke.
Our space nuke.
(ZORG'S CREW)- "Sir, they have a space nuke activated.
What do we do?"
(ZORG)- "Stop them!"
"If the title is any bit of a clue, Grizzlor continue their assault with tongue-in-cheek fun, slaughtering those who enable hipper-than-thou grandstanding with their own sonic pulp devastation (not to mention one of the best album covers).Lead single “Warp Speed” stampedes into existence with a pummeling rhythm (and glorious fills) and guitars that burrow deep into space’s darkest voids. The whole thing is laser focused, tearing forward with an unnerving propulsion, there’s little regard for atmosphere or dynamics, and in Grizzlor’s case, that’s totally works. When you’ve come for destruction, let their be destruction."
"I haven’t been able to sit right since hearing it (interpret this how ever you’d like). Coolness Factor 6 is all I can think about and it is the only thing I want to listen to right now. Which is saying something because some pretty dope ass music has dropped so far this year.It’s four tracks of the sweetest space themed death and destruction you will ever experience in your entire life."
-Bearded Gentlemen Music
"The new EP delivers four noise-punk jams with big angular riffs, barked vocals, and fuzzed out guitars that bring out pained, aggressive emotions with an underlying experimental bent."
-Scene Point Blank
"Well, surprise, surprise, as Grizzlor come roaring in the form of this four song 7″ EP. If anything, the songs contained herein show that the band has gotten even more aggressive and misanthropic since their last missive. There is an pissed off punk energy to these four songs, that shows the band coming back, and coming back swinging."
-New Noise Magazine
released June 21, 2019
Learning Curve Records, Minneapolis, MN - LCR-067
Hermit Cave Records, New Haven, CT - HCR -003
All songs and lyrics by GRIZZLOR, 2019
Produced by Victor Dowgiallo & John Mohr
Recorded & mixed by Victor Dowgiallo, Hermit Cave Studios
Mastered by Stu McKillop, Rain City Recorders, Vancouver, BC
Artwork by God-Awful, layout by John Mohr