COOLNESS FACTOR 6

by GRIZZLOR

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stinky whistletooth My Tinnitus got much better with this! Favorite track: WARP SPEED.

Connor Benson This band really loves to drop the zany tasty tracks! Make your way to Coolness Factor 6 fuckers! Favorite track: EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPACE FIGHT.

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1.	THE TAKE OFF 01:49	lyrics	buy track
THE TAKE OFF We are just sitting in our spaceship Getting ready to blast off into outer space. We are gonna find a better planet Because this one fucking sucks, so we're out of here. And now, the sonic rocket boosters Are ready to unleash to flush us out. And now, we're driving at lightning fucking speed, So we can crash right through the atmosphere. Because we're taking off in outer space. We're taking off in outer space.
2.	WARP SPEED 02:14	lyrics	buy track
WARP SPEED Yeah, just floating, floating in deep space. Floating with no gravity, losing touch with reality. Trying to find the right galaxy, But there's too many to choose from. Hey Captain, we're gonna have to choose one. Our mission plan is land this if we can Once we got a fix on the planet Coolness Factor 6. Well, hopefully we get just what we need, Flip the switch motherfucker, going into warp speed.
3.	EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPACE FIGHT 02:55	lyrics	buy track
EXTRATERRESTRIAL SPACE FIGHT Flying out of warp speed Into a new galaxy. Once we found out where we ended up, It looks like we're surrounded by a bunch of dark, dark ships. Immediately, ugly looking aliens Jumping on the ship All fully equipped With rocket launchers and they're coming for the cockpit. And now a transmission From the leader of the aliens. He's got a black face with devil looking horns And a smile on his face. We're getting ready For an extraterrestrial fight. (ZORG)- "Attention, this is Zorg From the Coolness Factor Galaxy. You are not allowed here Because you are not fucking cool. You are made to turn around And go back to where you came from, So you can think everything around you sucks For the rest of your fucking life. And if you don't go back right now, I'm going to have my guys come onto your ship And disintegrate you to fucking ashes."
4.	SPACE NUKE 01:59	lyrics	buy track
SPACE NUKE (ZORG'S CREW)- "Sir, they are not complying. What shall we do?" (ZORG)- "I want you to board it And I want you to capture them. I want them alive, I want to do some tests on them." We fly out the battle room all ready for war. Our super laser guns blow out the back door. Those stupid monsters aren't getting to us first Because I don't know what they have, But we have much worse. Rockets bouncing off our new force field suits. We yell to the Captain, "Break out the nuke." We're all gonna die today, but so are they. Hit the activate button and say, "bye bye" From our space nuke. Our space nuke. (ZORG'S CREW)- "Sir, they have a space nuke activated. What do we do?" (ZORG)- "Stop them!"

about

"If the title is any bit of a clue, Grizzlor continue their assault with tongue-in-cheek fun, slaughtering those who enable hipper-than-thou grandstanding with their own sonic pulp devastation (not to mention one of the best album covers).Lead single “Warp Speed” stampedes into existence with a pummeling rhythm (and glorious fills) and guitars that burrow deep into space’s darkest voids. The whole thing is laser focused, tearing forward with an unnerving propulsion, there’s little regard for atmosphere or dynamics, and in Grizzlor’s case, that’s totally works. When you’ve come for destruction, let their be destruction."

-Post Trash

"I haven’t been able to sit right since hearing it (interpret this how ever you’d like). Coolness Factor 6 is all I can think about and it is the only thing I want to listen to right now. Which is saying something because some pretty dope ass music has dropped so far this year.It’s four tracks of the sweetest space themed death and destruction you will ever experience in your entire life."

-Bearded Gentlemen Music

"The new EP delivers four noise-punk jams with big angular riffs, barked vocals, and fuzzed out guitars that bring out pained, aggressive emotions with an underlying experimental bent."

-Scene Point Blank

"Well, surprise, surprise, as Grizzlor come roaring in the form of this four song 7″ EP. If anything, the songs contained herein show that the band has gotten even more aggressive and misanthropic since their last missive. There is an pissed off punk energy to these four songs, that shows the band coming back, and coming back swinging."

-New Noise Magazine

credits

released June 21, 2019

Learning Curve Records, Minneapolis, MN - LCR-067
www.learningcurverecords.com
Hermit Cave Records, New Haven, CT - HCR -003
hermitcaverecords.bandcamp.com
All songs and lyrics by GRIZZLOR, 2019
Produced by Victor Dowgiallo & John Mohr
Recorded & mixed by Victor Dowgiallo, Hermit Cave Studios
Mastered by Stu McKillop, Rain City Recorders, Vancouver, BC
Artwork by God-Awful, layout by John Mohr

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GRIZZLOR New Haven, Connecticut

Noise rock power trio from Hell.

Victor-guitar/vocals
Jon-bass
Warren-drums

grizzlordestroys [@] gmail [dot] com

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